Hey girls, let’s talk. For over a decade, I’ve had the privilege of playing the role of gay best friend to many intelligent, funny and gorgeous women throughout my career as a practicing homosexual. Gay guys and straight gals have a special bond due to our common interests (e.g. men) and our lack of desire to sleep with one another. On the flip side, gays have a unique relationship with our straight male buddies because we are not in competition with them for you. As a result, straight guys often gab with us about the stuff girls do that cost them a call back. This article may be in violation of bro code, but I’m going to share some intel anyway. Consider yourself warned: gross generalizations will be made. Shut The F**k Up Sometimes Women talk a lot more than men. Science backs it up. According to a University of Maryland study , women utter more words per day—about 20,000 to men’s 7,000. Listen, it’s not your fault you developed language and reading skills ...